Friday, November 27, 2009

Imagine if you laid an egg with Paul Daniels inside

Imagine if you laid an egg with Paul Daniels inside



HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

ET Is a bit suspicious

ET Is a bit suspicious


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

100grand music my aweseome mix tape

A Man wins 100 grand or so he thinks


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Funny story about ducks



HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

District 9 Sales pitch

I was trying to persuade my girlfriend to go to the cinema and watch a sci fi movie, not easy


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Monday, September 14, 2009

movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throat

movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throat

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

What do people do with Merkins?

Who invented the merkin? who uses the Merkin? what the hell is the purpose of the Merkin?

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

clothed man sparks riot at a nudest colony

This is a funny story about a man who starts causing trouble at a nudest colony because he refuses to take his clothes off and then some of the women try to make him take his clothes. woohooo that's the spirit ladies

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

X Factor Comedy

Here is a little mix of some Hosk Comedy about the X Factor, it's just a little slice of the X Factor podcast, which featured over 30 minutes of X Factor comedy and with some great performances from some of the worst singers to appear on the X Factor.

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show



HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Simon Cowell's Best Insults - X Factor Fun

I have a love hate relationship with the X Factor but one thing I do enjoy is watching Simon Cowell just insult those desperate dumb X Factor wannabes . So I have collected some of my favourite insults and in the first part I am reading them whilst laughing and the second part I let Simon Cowell do what he does best, insult the stupid.

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour -http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Monday, September 07, 2009

Pinball Wizard Comedy

I love the song Pinball Wizard from The Who, I don't mind the rock opera but what I do have issue with with, is the idea that a deaf, dumb and blind kid can be a pinball wizard. I just don't see it.

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour - http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

All Fannies Are Different

All fannies are different is scientific fact, a fact not yet proven by scientists but don't worry they are getting round to it, once they have tested why cornflakes go soggy in milk, why farts in the bath smell of sprouts etc etc.

Sometimes things come out of my mouth which shock me and then make me laugh my head off. This is one of those times. My friend was discussing with me how his new girlfriends fanny felt different and the Hosk picked up the ball and ran with it. This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour, if you like this listen to it


Friday, September 04, 2009

Great List Of Comedy Podcasts

I have my own comedy podcasts - Hosks Half Hour, which very funny by the way. enough of that blatant plugging.

I am interesting in listening to other funny podcasts and I noticed that the Telegraph today included a list of funnypodcasts out there on the Internet. The list is a fairly predictable list of podcasts but they are predictable because they are all pretty funny.

I have found it quite difficult to find comedy podcasts because there are a lot of terrible comedy podcasts out there, usually with 2 people just talking to each other. So instead of comedy you just earwig on two people chatting. Even with the famous podcasts it usually ends with two people chatting. This is fine for the radio where they have 3 or 4 hours to fill on a regular basis but for people who have a weekly/monthly podcast then I think they should be a lot more comedy in them.

so before I let you go on your way to read the list of comedy podcasts you should consume, I want you to remember one thing, Hosks Half Hour is better than all of them, click here to see for youself

THE ONION RADIO NEWS

These are spoof radio reports from America’s favourite fake newspaper. Stories are delivered with slick conviction on subjects as ludicrous as President Obama getting tangled in coat hangers; cheese smugglers getting dangerouslycheddared and North Korea being unprepared for an attack by North Korea.

FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY FROM BBC RADIO 4

A weekly downloadable delight which offers a satirical take on the week’s news. Current offering: I Guess That’s Why They Call It The News starring Laurence Howarth, Sarah Kendall, Gordon Southern and Milton Jones.

DAVID MITCHELL'S SOAPBOX

The Mitchell part of Mitchell and Webb offers a string of funny personal video rants. Topics include: “I hate lorries”; going to the doctor; getting rid of a mouse; and what your beer choice says about you. All delivered in Mitchell’s 24-carat satirical style.

ADAM AND JOE FROM BBC RADIO 6

Highlights from the duo's Saturday morning show with a few extra musings thrown in for good measure. Listen out for Song Wars and some charming home-made jingles.

THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW

Video podcast in which Ricky Gervais teams up with his favourite collaborators Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkingtonto discuss important issues such as the meaning of life and Karl’s astoundingly low IQ.

ANSWER ME THIS!

Last year’s iTunes Podcast of the Year, Answer Me This! is the brainchild of Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann who have taken it upon themselves to answer thousands of their listeners' most profound and burning questions, such as ‘do humans still need hair’ and ‘should I go out with my boss?’


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/


Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions

Hosks Hour Hour is dedicated to the X Factor this week. So if you like the early parts with the terrible auditions then click here to listen to some of them.

The Hoskcast includes

Hoskbervations
Hosk is angry about the X Factor
X factor is back, woohoo
Hosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factor
do X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illness
X Factor Judge Cowell is broken down
The Best Cowell insults on the X Factor
how do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?

The Worst X factor songs I could find
Eye of the tiger
Tragedy by a chicken factory worker
The new Eminim
The Earth Song
she is the whole package but is quite lazy!

news nugget
Royal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger

Questions
do people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousers
do the judges ever shout "What Year is this"
Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not
why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella

Friday, December 12, 2008

Christmas Comedy and laughing at Santa's bulging sack

The weeks episode of the humour packed funny podcast - Hosks Half Hour is released and it's time to get in the mood for Christmas.

I know you have been fighting it so far but it's now time to get some of the Christmas feeling in you and what better way to start than listening to the first of the Christmas episodes on Hosks Half Hour

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 54 - Christmas Comedy and laughing at Santa's bulging sack

The contents of the episode are

Xmas Warnings
jealous of the box
don't go shopping after a pint on xmas eve
don't believe her when she says don't spend much

What Christmas is
don't make a snowmen make a snow....
reith lectures
Cliff Richard is Mr Xmas

Christmas Standup
people becoming eating machines
santa is watching you
Christmas to xmas
poor person has his birthday on Xmas
xmas sounds like a fungal disease

Xmas stories
Hosks dad versus the icicle

Xmas thoughts
I hate wrapping presents
Chickens versus turkeys
cheese
the Xmas Film

Xmas stuff
The worst Christmas presents ever given

sketches
Business man - xmas party
Fat kid - mums got funny head


Don't forget there are plenty of other non Xmas related episodes also available at Hosks Half Hour

Merry Hoskmas

Friday, December 05, 2008

Laughing in the face of Armageddon

This week Hosks Half Hour, which is Episode 52 - Laughing in the face of Armageddon

It is will have you laughing like a drain utilising the power of laughter of other people and turning it on you like a laser beam on a bond film

here is the contents of this weeks funny episode of the comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour

I have mixed laughing internet clips with funny Hosk stuff and some toilet humour.

my favourite clips are Armageddon, which is a story to put you off felching if you were weren't already and then we have someone trying to conduct an interview with ridiculously squeaky voiced man


Hosk Stories
I made a new naughty word

Hosk Fact
Penguins can jump six feet

Hosk Standup
the English language
hosk toilet airfreshner
what does pulling your finger out mean?

laughing clips
legover, boggy marsh and the Charlotte Green Today Show March 28 2008 are brought back because I wanted to the hear them again
Armageddon - odd hamster felching thing
squeaky voice man - this is brilliant very very funny
A weather women who bursts into laughter

other bits
a laughing montage collection, very funny

Mucks up

Monday, December 01, 2008

The Demise of Woolworths - you should laugh but you do

Here is some comedy from the funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour so if you like the clip which you can listen to here

then you should try listening to the whole episode it features lots of laughing, literally clips of people laughing whilst trying to read the news, commentate on cricket and other serious moments when you really shouldn't be laughing but can't help yourself

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 52 - Warning Laughter contained inside

Hosks Half Hour - the laughing episode

Episode 52 of Hosks Half Hour the funny podcast for comedy lovers everywhere


So in this weeks podcast we have lots of clips of people trying to do something serious like read the news and then laughing and then not being able to stop laughing

Hosk Stories
etc tomatos in my sandwich
Hosk falls asleep whilst watching Rocky six


Hosk Standup
Hosk interview Hosk over penis talk
cybersex the worst of all the versions of sex


Hosk odds and sods
gummi bears
clare distored singing
muffin top
swearathon
feckingham way

News Nuggets
fat bread
woolworths is closing
the terror attacks in india
moustaches are making a comeback!

Laughing clips
Legover - cricket commentators
Charlotte Green Today Show March 28 2008
news women cant speak without laughing
The Hosk laughing
boggy marsh
News reporter gets a laughing attack

Thursday, November 27, 2008

What is a merkin?

Here is some funny standup about Merkins and talking about the private part wigs

http://ia310834.us.archive.org/1/items/WhatUseIsAMerkin/Standup-Murkins_64kb.mp3

This is a clip from Hosks Half Hour the comedy podcast that everyone is listening to but no one has heard of

Could National thought day solve all our problems?

I was thinking about thinking today, a dangerous never ending loop of thought if ever there was one. I was thinking of the vagaries and fortune that often assisted people with new theories, the holistic knowledge needed to create and then develop theories and ideas.

Knowledge in the human species is a cumulative knowledge, most and probably all the new thinking today is built upon the foundations of our ancestor’s knowledge. So you could say we our better informed thanks to the thoughts, ideas and studies of the previous generations. I would say the current ideas have evolved in a Darwinian manner; leading ideas are improved and developed whilst other disproved or unpopular ideas are left to whither and die.

Even with the cumulative knowledge we still need flashes of insight because although in the long term knowledge on different topics is a smooth progression; a close look at the graph will show sudden explosions of knowledge followed by some rapid growth and then a tailing off to only small increases until we have another spike. The spike and sudden leap in the graph or in knowledge of a subject is caused by someone thinking about the topic or problem in a different way than the previous thoughts on the subject.

The spikes often seemed to be arrived at by people bringing in ideas and knowledge from different areas such as music, experiences and more often or not luck.

Let’s first think about penicillin, this discovery came about because a Petri dish had been left out because Alexander Fleming was a messy lab technician, which makes me feel better whilst I type this at my messy desk, it his described in more detail by wikipedia

"When I woke up just after dawn on September 28, 1928, I certainly didn't plan to revolutionize all medicine by discovering the world's first antibiotic, or bacteria killer," Fleming would later say, "But I guess that was exactly what I did."

By 1928, Fleming was investigating the properties of staphylococci. He was already well-known from his earlier work, and had developed a reputation as a brilliant researcher, but quite a careless lab technician; he often forgot cultures that he worked on, and his lab in general was usually in chaos. After returning from a long holiday, Fleming noticed that many of his culture dishes were contaminated with a fungus, and he threw the dishes in disinfectant. But subsequently, he had to show a visitor what he had been researching, and so he retrieved some of the unsubmerged dishes that he would have otherwise discarded. He then noticed a zone around an invading fungus where the bacteria could not seem to grow. Fleming proceeded to isolate an extract from the mould, correctly identified it as being from the Penicillium genus, and therefore named the agent penicillin.”

There is also Isaac Newton who was inspired by being struck by an apple and then suddenly coming up with the idea for the Universal Law of Gravitation. I’m not sure whether it’s bad luck which has prevented a similar apple from hitting me on the head or perhaps a similar apple or another sort of fruit or object has struck me on the head but I didn’t have the other knowledge for it to cultivate a world changing theory.

My favourite story is Archimedes who whilst thinking about how to measure the weight of the kings gold ring whilst in the bath realised an object plunged into liquid, in this case his dirty body becomes lighter by an amount equal to the weight of liquid it displaces, according to folklore Archimedes then leapt out of the bath naked and ran around the streets shouting “Eureka!”.

We have all taken baths and I am sure many of us have had inspiration to solve problems but Archimedes found the solution to his problem of finding the weight and quality of the kings gold rings by bringing in knowledge or thoughts from everyday life and his personal hygiene to help him solve a problem he was having. Would Archimedes come to this solution without thinking about it in the bath, who knows but it was a mixture of fortune and intelligence which lead him to the solution. The inspiration for his new thought came from mixing his knowledge of two different areas, well not knowledge but usage of the bath in this case.

I remember reading about a discovery but have forgotten what it was and who it was but the person was trying to understand a pattern he could see in there results. This person was also a musician and he realised the pattern he saw was the same as the music scale he was practising whilst learning to play the piano. His musical knowledge helped him find the pattern and come up with a new analysis of his results, although I can’t remember it and this last paragraph seem a bit useless, what I am trying to emphasis is it’s often the patterns and knowledge of other areas that help us organise and understand items in other unrelated areas.

Knowing musical scales, mathematical theories, the double helix structure, business selling strategies, having a bath or being hit on the head by some fruit, it’s often having the unrelated knowledge which prompts some people to view problems in a different way to someone who doesn't have that knowledge. The problem occurs that you might the unrelated knowledge without using it on a problem where that knowledge would be insightful.

It is with this idea in mind that I think we should have a national thought day, where many people turn their thoughts to a problem or theory and write down their ideas on the subject. This in many ways is what happens today but the different thoughts come through people writing essays, books, TV and radio shows and then the people who read these ideas have ideas of their own but based on the new knowledge and their own individual thoughts based and influenced on the holistic knowledge of their brain.

Writing books, publishing essays and presenting ideas in other formats can take a long time because people spend extra time on the presentation of such ideas rather than the content. New ideas are often worth a lot of money, especially if you are trying to sell a book with your new idea in. Sometimes people don't want to collaborate with someone because it would dilute the monetary value of the idea.

Forgetting about the money or the prestige of having an idea first, in terms of creating new ideas or views on subjects then I think we should have a national thought day, what if we told the whole of the UK for today think about solutions for Global warming. Or is the mind linked to consciousness, how can improve education in England,

In general the usefulness of people’s ideas will be influenced by the depth of the knowledge they have on the subject, more informed people on a topic will be able to give a more in-depth thoughts and ideas. Yet it could be the people with different backgrounds and mixture of experience and knowledge that come up with the spike idea, the new thought on the subject which leads to the graph of knowledge spiking up.

It might need someone with a knowledge of the optimal soil configuration for mushroom growth to shed light on how to increase learning capacity of the brain or a guitar playing marine biologist studying sea horses (if they study sea horses) who comes up with the idea of how to cure aids.

I say put up the problems and let everyone put a thought towards it because I think somewhere there will be someone who has an individual collection of experiences and knowledge which will lead that person to come up with an idea the rest of us wouldn’t.

I also have a comedy podcast which needs listening to - Hosks Half Hour

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