Sunday, November 12, 2006

1 hour working on two eyes and an arse

Yes I was drawing an cartoon for my blog Amusing IT Stories and I am so rubbish it takes me ages to do anything. The eyes weren't too hard but it took me ages to draw an arse

I thought I will give you a sneak preview of this fridays blog with this picture, it's pretty unlikely anyone will actually visit this page and it wouldn't be a very good blog post without the picture now would it.


I also spent some time doing the text, written in my rubbish style and with a bit of interesting colouring.

I have been drawing a devil tonight, this has literally taken me hours. I was going to use it for the work colleagues from hell section but he looks so cute and funny I might use him for something else. In fact an idea has just popped into my head

Saturday, November 11, 2006

some flash books links and tutorial

Whilst working on trying to draw cartoons and use Flash for my Amusing IT Stories blog I found this link for some good flash books. It's interesting that most people seem to like the cartoons more than the other jokes, I think this is because they are visual, quick jokes.

mainly actionscript
http://www.openvue.net/flashbooks.php?lang=en


an online tutorial
http://www.meettheflash.com/tutorials/index.htm

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Friday, November 10, 2006

a collection of free classical downloads

I have found some more good classical music downloads

a lot of podcasts which are hefty 30 meg files
http://www.gardnermuseum.org/music/podcast/theconcert.asp

quite a bit here
http://www.dr.dk/P2/Begivenheder/kamkon/Download/forside.htm

one free classical song but there is probably more on the site
http://eztracks.podomatic.com/entry/2006-11-07T08_25_41-08_00

a lot of podcasts of music here
http://www.fortunaclassical.com/5%2D3%2D06/cornerstone_collection/podcasts.cfm

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Classical music info and free download

I went to my first classical music concert this week

The place where I went had a first timers guide, which is quite amusing and yet useful.

First Timers Guide - No One Forgets their Very First Time?
my favourite is the, When Should I clap?

When should I clap?

It can often be difficult to know when you are ‘supposed’ to clap.
Generally, you clap only once the piece is complete (rather than between movements). If you don’t know the piece, your concert programme will tell you how many movements there are in a particular piece. There is normally a 10-20 second pause between movements, so you should be able to work out which movement you are hearing.
If that doesn’t work, wait for everyone else to start, and then join in!


The concert was very good and I really enjoyed it. So today I was looking for some free samples of classical music out there on the web. I found a good supply on the wiki website

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sound/list


The file are in ogg format but this plays in winamp and there are loads of converters out there if you want to put on your ipod/mp3 player, the important thing is that they are free and gives you a good idea of what classical music is like and which parts you like.

If anyone has another other good sites with free classical music mp3 songs, please add them in the comments.


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Funny blog - Amusing IT Stories

It's friday so that means there is a new edition of Amusing IT Stories released.

I think they are getting better each week but the I probably would say that. If you are not sure what Amusing IT Stories is about then it's a blog about funny and amusing stories from the IT environment and the office. It is a mix of news, office humour, IT stories, links, cartoons and anything that I find funny

http://amusingitstories.blogspot.com/2006/11/amusing-it-stories-3rd-edition-george.html

This weeks edition of Amusing IT Stories. It has links to Hungry man breakfast, cartoons, The truth about George Foreman and his grill. Boring Blogs, funny pictures. It has amusing IT stories and office Jargon busting. It's funny so check itout

Sunday, November 05, 2006

George Foreman did not invent his Grill shocker

I read this today in article and I am bloody shocked. I was always happened to believe that George had invented the but it wasn't him at all!! A company just paid him for his name, can't you believe that. I found it out the truth in this article

Here is a shocking quote
In 1999, an unknown grill-making company named Salton purchased the rights to use Foreman's name for $127.5 million in cash and $10 million in stock At the height of the marketing campaign for the George Foreman Grill, Foreman received a reported $4.5 million in monthly payments.

What a con, it's the biggest trick of recent times, surpassing anything done by eye on hand man David Blaine. The article also states
He went from being a taciturn and intimidating boxer to a gregarious salesman who has sold more than 60 million George Foreman Grills
That's no pride in that George, no one likes salesman god dammit because they are always trying to sell us crap we don't want. That was what made George different I thought he was selling his new wicked grill he had invented.

salesman, conman more like it. I still like the George Foreman grill and will continue to cook all my meat in it but I am just shocked and not so impressed with George anymore :-)

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - film review

I was looking forward to watching this film. It was built up for me whilst watching Borat appear on Jonathan Ross, it was amusing to see Ross squirming as he wasn't sure what Borat was going to do next but a safe bet it's something rude. On the Ross she he ended up cupping each others dangly bits.

I also enjoyed the furore of the build up to the film where the president of Kazakhstan was complaining to president Bush (and anyone else who would listen) that the film was painting Kazakhstan in a bad light. I think recently he has instead praised the film because of the publicity the country has now got.

I have also watched the short clips of Borat on the Ali G show so I knew what to expect. The basic premise is Borat is a documentary maker filming in America so his country Kazakhstan can learn from the great America. What Sacha Baron Cohen does with the character is use him as a means of asking stupid but intelligent questions and then watch how the embarrassed and often confused victim struggles to deal with the situation. It is the skill and genius of Cohen that makes it work, he is utterly convincing as Borat and his questions some how bring out the worst prejudices from the people answering the question.

The series on the Ali G show of Borat was a small five minute sketch. I wondered how this would be transformed into a film. The answer is it is made up from a number of loosely woven in sketches based around a quite flimsy plot but it is really irrelevant. The plot is basically based around Borat seeing Pamela Anderson in Baywatch and then going to California to find her. On his travels he has his director with him called Azamat Bagatov who is played by Ken Davitian.

Now really the above shouldn't be good enough to make a film from because TV comedy rarely makes a good film. The plot above is tiny and there are hardly any characters in, firstly you see his family in Kazakhstan and then once in America there is him and the director. Amazingly it does, even the flimsy plot actually makes you feel sympathy for Borat and the reaction from the crowd was audible in certain scenes. In the cinema I was in people were shouting and groaning with embarrassment second before Borat was about to do something embarrassing, I haven't ever experienced this reaction in the cinema before.

The film is very funny and very enjoyable and in some parts frightening embarrassing, beyond anything you have ever seen on TV or film. There is one particuarly gruesome scene with Borat wrestling naked with his director/producer, be warned it is not for the faint hearted.

I recommend going to watch this film because you won't be disappointed because it is damn funny and takes the piss out of various people.

I read an article with the feminists Borat interviews in which he says scientists have proven woman have small brains the size of a squirrel and he laughs when they are describing feminism. The beauty of this clip is that they over react so much that even though it is Borat acting terribly and having misogynistic opinions it is the feminists that come out looking worse. Back to my point the feminists being interviewed said they didn't know it was a spoof and you can't tell because Cohen's acting is so good.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Saw 3 film review - The cut off point for the saw franchise

I think the end of the innovative Saw franchise is coming to a grinding halt. This film definitely has the feeling of one last gasp, cashing in on the success of the first two movies.

Without spoiling any of the plot the film does wrap up all the previous two films with explanations of how it all started and how the people in the previous films finished up. Saw 3 is basically split up into two distinct parts, one part tidies up any questions of how Jigsaw became the man he is today and talks about the other people he has tested.

The other half of the film is the new plot with the people being tested and the whys, hows and who's involved with it. I think the problem I had with this film is that I have now become familiar with the Saw idea and where as in the previous films you were shocked at what happened in this film I am expecting it. This also seems to dull the fantastic torture scenes and ingenious contraptions, in a similar way to James Bond whipping out a new toy to save the day, with Saw 3 you are only mildly curious to the challenge he has set the victim.

I also felt the main plot in this film was a bit boring, I just wasn't interested in what happened to the main person and he wasn't really someone I had any sympathy for.

That being said I am only criticising this film on the high standards set by the two previous films and this film was still very enjoyable and inventive compared to the other releases this week/year. Saw fans will like the film but it would probably have more of an impact to someone who hasn't watched any of the previous saw films.

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top 25 games ever

I read this blog entry from my buddy "The Biscuit" at work and it's an interesting topic to list the best games you have played ever. It's a bit like listing the best music, it changes from year to year

here is the link

here are the top 11, it would have been top 10 but speedball 2 was 11

1. Age of empires 2 - PC 99%
2. Grand theft auto series (1,2,3,LC,VC,SA) - PS1/PS2 98%
3. Senisble soccer - Amiga 98%
4. ISS Pro Evolution Soccer (1,2,3,4,5,6) - PS1/PS2 98%
5. Tekken (1,2,3,4,5 & Tag) - PS1/PS2 97%
6. Target renegade - Spectrum 128k 96%
7. Mario kart - SNES 96%
8. Turrican 2 - Amiga 95%
9. Shadow run - SNES 89%
10. Golden eye - N64 88%
11. Speedball 2 - Amiga 87%

personally I Kick off 2 was a great game as was speedball 2. GoldenEye was fantastic at Uni playing with my buddies as was ISS pro. I would also maybe put Civilization up there, probably ahead of Age Of Empires. Really Age of Empires was a copy of Sim City but with some fighting and maybe warcraft, although I don't which came first. There was Populas before that.

It's a bit hard to judge these games because they all built on top of other games and without those previous games the others wouldn't exist.

Still I would probably plump for civilisation.

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Amusing IT Stories - 2nd Edition - I wanna hear your lovesounds baby

The second edition of Amusing IT Stories is out today

http://amusingitstories.blogspot.com/

For those of you who didn't visit last weeks blog entry, it contains Amusing IT and Office stories. At the moment it is in its early stages so it trying to get support from people in the IT sector to post any amusing stories they have. So there is a mixture of news and amusing links mixed in between the Amusing IT Stories.

Don't be put off by the title it is not just for people who are IT nerds, it is for people who work in an office, which is probably most the people reading this

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