Hosks Half Hour - Funny Adventures in New York City

here are the two parts of the brilliant and funny audio tour of New York City done by the Hosk


Hosks Half Hour - Episode 28 - Adventures in New York City Part 1
This is Hosking's log for cultural learnings of Birmingham and my recent adventure to New York City, so what did the Hosk make of New York


Leaving the office - what a feeling
The packing for the holiday - the pain
The plane Journey

Day 1 - In New York
Taxi in New York - don't get conned
Pancakes for breakfast?
People will tell you New York is Cold
PANIC - The straightener's almost didn't work
The Ellis island queue is too big, it's beaten me
Tipping
ground zero - where is it?
They build em big in Manhatten
The Meat Packing District
New York is known as the big apple
How do you know you are near China Town?
American Money - it all looks the same

Day 2
Visited the Natural History museum
Tourist's gather round a tree stump
where are the super fatties
Frankie & Johnnie's Steakhouse

day 3
Jacqui's nemesis appears - Mr Egg
Hosk finally makes it to The Statue of Liberty
Nerd Ranger

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 29 - Adventures in New York City Part 2

The continuing adventures of Hosk in New York, today he is mostly going to Ellis Island, a broadway show and walking around Central Park having a competition with himself, and musing on New York and Americans.

day 3
Hosk walks the immigration path to Ellis Island
Scary women giving tour of Ellis Island
gave the Statue of Liberty a little wave
We venture to a broadway show, well off broadway
Some life Broadway clips
Food is everywhere in New York
Americans look on life as a toilet half full
Hear Times Square at night, hear the noisy animals
New York is a big grid
A Live robbing

Day 4
Hosk is in Macy's shopping!
Hosk reads a poem about New York
Hosk is still in Macy's
Hosk is on a mission to visit the guggenheim
Alice In wonderland statue
The MET
some music in the park
Joggers lane in central park
Guggenheim is being restored!!!!
Hosk's History's - History to buy
The cheeky horn of the New York Taxi Driver
American caricature's are too nice
Anyone for a Meatseat
Hosk gets sat next to crazy talkative 83 year old Hilda for 8 hours


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 27 - Tramps and Blue Nuns

Here is another brilliant episode of Hosks Half Hour the funniest podcast on the whole of the web and beyond

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/04/hosks-half-hour-episode-27-tramps-and.html

it features

Howdy partners, The Hosk is back from his holidays and you will be hearing of my travels in Hosk travel log sometime in the future but today we are going back to basics with a standard Hosk Half Hour with some of your favourite characters and Hosk talking rude nonsense. This episode includes.

Sketches
Business man – womb room
Benard Hoskoshky – Hello
Benard Hoskoshky – thank you trick
Gary Barlow – donuts
Drunken Philosopher – Tramp and the blue nun

News nuggets
Government bans jumbo pets
Bear convicted for theft
Local news – man find chicken nugget resembling a dog

Standup
X factor
Sun letters – girlfriend seen in porn video
Pump me harder
Acting ugly shouldn’t win Oscars

Hosk Stories
Dog is the aim in life
Rusty water
Shouting at the heavens

Muck ups


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pictures of sexy girls

Here are some pictures of some very hot girls







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Girl playing video games and farting

This video of a girl farting has been viewing from over half a million people. I am not really sure why everyone is so interested. The comments are pretty strange as well, with everyone saying they would love to see this girl because she farts.

So if you like to watch girls farting then this is the video for you

Girl Farting


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David Blaine Street magic part 5

this is a david blaine parody, it makes me laugh, its the looking at the camera and the daft staff that really gets me

David Blaine Street magic part 5



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Flaming sambuca face

I have never totally understood why you would want to drink a flaming drink but this is definitly one reason why you might politly turn down an offer.

I particularly like the way the person keeps and filming and then they are laughing and then the final bit seeing the bloke in hospital

Flaming sambuca face


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 24 - Farting Theory Explained

Two more laughter packed episodes for your pleasure


Hosks Half Hour - Farting Theory Explained
http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/03/hosks-half-hour-episode-24-farting.html

this episode contains

Sketches
Mark E Smiths has problems buying a sherbet dib Dab.
The Drunken Philosopher gets chucked out of the pub
The 42 inch TV sketch
The Doctor Depression sketch

Hosk Stories
Extra tomato's for the man who doesn't like tomato's
Why is Hosks girlfriend called Madame Whiplash
Willie Thorne visits Hosks work and a bit of history about Mr Maximum. Also Willie Thorne is rhyming slag for something!!!!

Hosk Standup
The Fart Theory explained

New Nuggets
Spacewalks sound to easy
104 sprinter sets new world record
The worlds longest ear hair

titbits
Lets bring back the insult Knob cheese, call someone a knob cheese today
Mucks ups
The finale is pub talk

Episode 25 - Frankenstein fruits and broccoli pills

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/03/hosks-half-hour-episode-25-frankenstein.html

This week Hosk attempts to make driving to Bradford funny, a stern test for anyone. There are numerous audio parts of Hosks exciting journey from poems to songs to describing the random thoughts biting Hosks brain

Sketches
Morrissey – how the smiths wrote girlfriend in coma
Business man – his son wants some money to buy a skateboard
Fat kid – Jamie Oliver stops unhealthy food
Hosk interviews Hosk – why do you say penis so much?

Hosk Standup
Footballers heaping praise, lets do the same, start heaping you mothers
The budget is rubbish
The house of commons is full of cows

News Nugget
Man bets 2 million at William Hill and then tries to sue them for letting
News nugget – wrong number leads to engaged tone
Scientists – Frankenstein fruits and how much do you love your country
News nugget – farting man gets blown over

The Journey log
A song
The tom tom game
Bears on the left
A poem dedicated to northerners
Do northerners have satellites?
The muntaz head quarters!

I hope you enjoy them and become a regular listener

Hosky

Video - Square Dance in Japan

videos of Japanese people always tend to be weird but that's because they are usually on some kind of insane game show. This one shows them relaxing and have a nice little square dance and its just as bloody weird.


Square Dance in Japan


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Mighty Boosh - Old gregg deleted scene

Here is a great clip from the Mighty Boosh, with a deleted scene talking about old Gregg.

This scene takes me back to when the Mighty boosh where mighty good, the first and second series was a lot better than their hit and miss new series, although I did enjoy the new series it wasn't as good as this. Have a look.

Old gregg deleted scene


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 22 - The most cringe worthy audio ever part 2

Here is the Hosks Half Hour, live from the local pub. This episode is excellent for is embarrassing and cringe worthy moments.

Its a mixture of booze and some people who have been out for a while and Hosk talking rude and asking ridiculous questions.

The highlight is getting chucked back into the pub for singing ICE ICE BABY. An explanation of Docking. A discussion about growlers and how to spot one from 20 paces. Hosk dons a man bag but this doesn't mean I darn my own socks. We also learn what a womens bow ties things are but I have forgotten but if you want to know listen to the podcast.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/03/hosks-half-hour-episode-22-most-cringe.html

Enjoy