The Etch-A-Sketch king

whoa check out this etch a sketching, someone certainly had no friends in his yoof, all he had was himself and his trusty etch a sketch.

The Etch-A-Sketch king



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Train surfing!

Apparently this bloke found out he had leukaemia and decided to live life to the max.
Extreme trainsurfing


wait a minute he isn’t really dead
The truth about the trainrider


Extreme Trainsurfer - death is fake


I don't really understand all the daft story, I just wanted to see someone train surfing.


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Train surfing!

Apparently this bloke found out he had leukaemia and decided to live life to the max.
Extreme trainsurfing


wait a minute he isn’t really dead
The truth about the trainrider


Extreme Trainsurfer - death is fake


I don't really understand all the daft story, I just wanted to see someone train surfing.


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What is Jumping the Shark?

The term jumping the shark alludes to a specific scene in a 1977 episode of the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli jumps over a shark while water skiing. The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-conceived attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show. Since then, the phrase has become a colloquialism used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline. Such a show is typically deemed to have passed its peak. Once a show has "jumped the shark" fans sense a noticeable decline in quality or feel the show has undergone too many changes to retain its original charm.


Fonzie jumps the shark


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - Watch out for the Death cakes

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - watch out for the death cakes

here is the link

This episode contains

Sketches
Morrisey is badger spotting
Mika doesn't believe in God
Capello should be sacked
old Jack

News Nugget
Man found dead after fairy cake eating competition
painting plates with breasts for charity
mp tries to ban fat bread

Stand up
Boyfriends and girlfriends are different

Hosk Story
Secret nicknames featuring pound coin boy and white seeded, not forgetting the dynamo Warlock

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 20 - Cheeky Valentines

A new Hosks Half Hour, which is jam full of swearing, I never new I had such a potty mouth, actually it’s not me, it’s the characters in my mind, it’s the voices I tell you

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/02/hosks-half-hour-episode-20-cheeky.html


below is what's stuffed into this episode and there is some kind of swearing record this week

Hosk Story
Cheeky Tesco’s staff
Hosk turns off the lights in the toilet
Hosk finds himself under attack and there are some great big fat swans!

Standup
Subway sandwiches
Tornados are a way to pull
Valentines Day is rubbish

A terrible dad joke

News nuggets
man sinks his own boat
The mosquito to ward off hoodies
Sex with dead model was wrong
The gap year kid writing on the guardian

Sketches
We have Bruno who makes his dirty debut on Hosks Half Hour
We also regretful John who is walking in the country

Mucks and some pub talk at the end

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 19 - imagine if genitals could talk!

There is a new episode of Hosks Half Hour and its a cracker

it contains this

We start the show with a Dad joke

We have a sketch with Gary Barlow is back and he means business.

Some hosk standup – imagine if genitals could speak

The hosk is training with the big boys in TKD but he has a few ideas up his sleeve.

News nuggets – The Spanish come up with the husband crèche, Genius. Man showing porn to his pupils. Inept Aussie robbers jailed.
A Britney Spears sketch where she goes to get her psychiatric report., We a sketch from Morrissey walking in the park and Mark E Smith goes to his local shop and buys a curly wurly but he isn’t happy with it.

The sun letters are back with some nude worries for one wife. Someone else is having sex with their aunt.

Then there is a load of fuck ups and some pub talk.

here is the link

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/02/hosks-half-hour-episode-19-imagine-if.html



enjoy and get listening


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Grange Hill - look at the song just say no

I listened to the Grange Hill song, just say no song from the Grange Hill gang whilst recording my funny podcast Hosks Half Hour and its Grange Hill inspired episode, which can be found here

Here is the clip just focusing on the just say no song, It's funny how time makes you look back at things differently, I never realized how rubbish this song was, excluding the funky bit at the start.



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Classic Tommy Cooper Jokes

Someone sent me some Tommy Cooper jokes today and they certainly made me chuckle, I would call them dad jokes but some of them are too good for that title



Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.

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Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'



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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'

'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'



'Is it common?'



'It's not unusual.'



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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.



'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'



'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'



So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.



Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'



'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '



'No, because he's really heavy'



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'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.'



'Well you can't say fairer than that then'



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Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!



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So I went to the dentist.



He said 'Say Aaah.'



I said 'Why?'



He said 'My dog's died.'
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said
'Who's speaking please?'



And a voice said 'You are.'
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So I rang up my local swimming baths.
I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'



He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'



He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them.



It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.



But I think it's Colin.



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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he
said 'You've been promoted.'



And I swerved.



And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.'



And I swerved again.



He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'



And I went into a tree.



And a policeman came up and said



'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'



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Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?
The one I was in went back and forwards.



I thought 'This is unusual'.
And the dentist said to me, 'Mr. Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'



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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give
me a lift?'



I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other



'Does this taste funny to you?'



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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.



They charged one and let the other one off.



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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'



So that was nice.



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A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'



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A man walked into the doctors,
he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'



The doctor said, 'well don't go to those places'



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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
He wasn't very happy.



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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.



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I bought some HP sauce the other day.
It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
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Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.



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Phone answering machine message -



'...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key...'



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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.



He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'



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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.



A strong currant pulled him in.



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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.



He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'



The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.



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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.



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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.



They lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for all that







you can't have your kayak and heat it.



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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands.



Police say that he topped himself.
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.'



The other one says 'So are you, you fat slob!'



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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.



Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night



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Monty Pythons - The Lumberjack song

I have been watching Monty Pythons flying circus recently so I thought I would digg up the Lumberjack song. I find it funny firstly that they came up with the song and secondly that it sticks into everyones mind so much.

if you haven't heard about it then here it is in its full glory



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