Tuesday, October 23, 2007

man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

What a plum, you would have to be drunk to come up with a plan like this



If you think this is funny then there is stuff just like this on my podcast - HOSKS HALF HOUR
have a listen if you like funny podcasts with funny news, standup, sketches and other funny stuff

Friday, October 19, 2007

a collection of funny movie clips for friday

Guy catches glasses with face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k
Mario game over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY
Men need girlfriends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYNliXh91KQ
Hosks Half Hour - episode 3
http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/10/hosks-half-hour-episode-3.html
domino pcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_tXcRYOYZ0
seinfeld favourite moments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61aQCQy5e6M&mode=related&search=
paris Hilton crying


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Hosks Half Hour- episode 3

A new episode of Hosks Half Hour has been released into the wild today and it's a funny affair.

here is a link to the new podcast


http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/10/hosks-half-hour-episode-3.html


and here is a description

This weeks podcast is a more traditional affair without much word mangling but we have

Some information on Rambo’s new film and an analysis on the conversation that Steve from the office had with Rambo when he tried to get him to join his rebellion against the evil Burmese ruler.

We have some in depth analysis of some readers letters from the sun. Plus some observational type humour on Bobby Davro appearing in Eastenders.

We have an audio clip from ghost hunting from TV where the host gets a rather strange message from the other side about a women who has a great love of dick?

A few tips on how to get ahead in the office

We also look at some of the funny stories from Ananova

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Stop - HAMMERTIME



respect to MC Hammer.

if you like laughing then listen to my funny podcast - Hosks Half Hour for 30 minutes of twisted humour, with jokes, observation jokes, ambient music and some office based funniness.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Classic Reeves and Mortimer videos

In recent years Reeves and Mortimer have mainly done shows which are rubbish but there was a time when they were god damn awesome, check these bad boys out, in their prime

Comedy - Reeves & Mortimer - Baby Booze, Antiques Roadshow

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V__ZvgPdSPU


stars in your eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xcXuZvvfRE

vics jacket
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RO_JG1RyQgM

otis and marv
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi60CCM9jZU

if you liked those clips why not try listening to my new comedy podcast for 30 minutes of twisted fun

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Monday, October 08, 2007

swedish television presenter spews but continues

whilst I was looking for stuff for my new funny podcast Hosks Half Hour I saw this link and it made me laugh man

A Swedish television presenter has become a hit on YouTube after she vomited live on air but continued with the show.

Jesus it isn't even just a little bit of sick but a huge arc of vomit, almost film like. It reminds me of the Witches of Eastwick when they are eating the cherries.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhmNKrun7Y0


what is also pretty amusing is that she practically bounces back onto the screen, very happy and chirpy. very professional.

What is also good is the comments on youtube, here are some of my favs

She deserved it for working on a scam tv show

what the hell had she been eating?



Hosks Half Hour

HASSLEHOFF IS A LEGEND

HASSLEHOFF

I havent heard much of the Hoff recently so I thought I would have a look at a good uplifting Hasslehoff song to show that he is still a legend

Hooked on a feeling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&mode=related&search=

Secret agent man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&mode=related&search=


This is brilliant, its like a hasslehoff meets Jason and the Argonauts and then think of the scene with the fighting skeletons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0&mode=related&search=

Its quite fitting that Hasslehoff was in a space film called – Star Crash

Here is a trailer, this is two years after stars was released, its basically a really bad rip off. Exquisite viewing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0&mode=related&search=


the most powerful weapon in the galaxy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvk547NqFU

starcrash – akton versus thor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOh7qOL3Hdk&mode=related&search=

how the hell can you miss hasslehoffs massive barnet

akton versus some golums

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDrbbe7lgyE&mode=related&search=

I felt duty bound to look up Starcrash on imdb

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079946/

it has one of the best reviews of a film I have ever read


When I first saw this film, back in 1979, my wife & I were 2 of 5 people in the theater at 7:00 on a Friday night. We were about to walk out when Carolyn Munro was sentenced to mine Radium in a bikini for the rest of her natural life. At that point, there was no way to get me out of there.

The remarkable thing about this movie is that every time you think "that is the most ridiculous plot device ever..." something else comes along that blows your socks off. About mid way thru I could not quit laughing. For instance, our heroine sets a ship on collision course with the Evil Count's space fortress. To save herself, at the last second before the catacylismic collision, SHE JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW! And then does the BREAST STROKE! through OUTER SPACE! Oh My God! I can't stop laughing!

If you thought all the above was funny then you should check out my new podcast, it so funny that you might wet yourself. It has me saying Ginger Merkin, the fantastic developers developers developers audio clip with background music from me. It has standup and lots more. Check it out its funny

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Do you find people saying Ginger Merkin funny

Do you find people saying Ginger Merkin funny, calling God a B@stard, having sketches of talking trees, technical diary’s of a brummie, topical standup about cows with blue tongue disease and calling farmers dirty b@stards because the cows have got blue tongue’s then you will probably find the Hosk Half Hour podcast very funny indeed. Plus it’s always funny hearing someone trying to do an accent and failing miserable.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/10/hosks-half-hour-episode-2-part-2.html

after having just listened to it, I forgot, I have been on the accents again, this week accent is a brummie. Oh good god, it’s terrible, I’m talking to myself as well, it’s a real beauty.

This episode contains the infamous developers developers developers audio clip to ambient music, it has that a lot. It includes entertainment news, some observational stuff on Blue tongue disease, the comedy awards and an update on the soaps. We have the new technical diary of a computer programmer. A classic song spoken, which is spice girls wannabe, interrupted by me. We have some comments from a tree, which is pretty funny and finally lots of twisted vocals and ambient music. So whack your ear phones on and prepare yourself to voyage to the centre of Hosk world.

Up the tree, very mellow.

There are a few questions which I have about the episode, like why did I put the echo on the entertain news and who would have thought reading some entertain news would be so frickin difficult. Also the music behind the entertainment news is rubbish.

I also left some bobbins wailing on the spoken lyrics but I can’t be bothered to change it.

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