The mighty Des Lynam

Des Lynam quiz – how much do you know about Des

http://www.quia.com/quiz/159374.html

it has really good annoying music, like a nightmare holiday to spain when you were a kid with your parents.

Anyway this is why we Love Des because of his funny dry quotes

http://mrbongo1.homestead.com/des.html

Here are a few examples

At the Atlanta Olympics:-

"If you'd told me before these Olympics that an Irish swimmer would win three old medals I'd have said, 'Whatever you do, keep the straitjacket on.'' "

At the Races:-

After winning the Grand National the winning jockey said,"Sex is an anti-climax after that!" Des's reply was, "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone saw that."

On John Motson:-

"While there are aspects of the Motsonian character that induce words like 'train' and 'spotting' to spring to mind, the fellow is actually a class act."

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